Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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