How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize