I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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