she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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