We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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