That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
from now on my penis is your penis
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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