Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
The uberlube is also flammable
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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