No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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