He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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