? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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