I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i came on her dog
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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