And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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