he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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