Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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