So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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