According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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