what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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