I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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