dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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