I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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