I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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