It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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