yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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