Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
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