let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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