One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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