Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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