i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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