I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
then he tried to convert me to islam
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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