I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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