found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
