I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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