i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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