So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
