I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
We need to get me chipped asap
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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