I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Randomize