im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Its about making memories worth repressing
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
