Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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