belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
it's great music for shaving your balls
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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