Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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