i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
