i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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