my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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