Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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