Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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