I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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