singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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