i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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