SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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