How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
