I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
