ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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