Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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