3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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