im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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