I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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