In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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